Oh my!!!
I was born ugly...Even my mother could not see me with out that horror in her eyes..
When I was very little..possibly I could not know but ever since I remember I was seen with disgust from every body from family members to outsiders.There was no day when there was some reference to my ugliness.There would be a lull in the conversation as I entered a room as the gazes would be averted from me very soon....
As I grew up I could sense why....I had the most ugly green colored eyes big enough to be saucers...A square face with very thin hair,pug nose and a jutting jaw ....I did not grow in height when I reached my youth..My teachers did not like me,I had no girl friends too...
The life dragged on until I could no longer take the suffering.
I decided that i would end my life...
I decided to go to San Fransisco as I always was fascinated by the city...To see the Golden Gate bridge by the sunset,To walk by the bay area ....and in the end getting runk with the poison I had kept ready for the purpose...
As i sat in the pier looking at the giant sea lions making awful noises,I felt the steady gaze of a person.Casually he approached me and started talkin to me...I do not know how,slowly I started taking and all my sorrows came out tumbling like balls from an inverted open sac....
It was almost one hour before I could stop ....
The person smiled at me and said that if i am willing he could procure a job for me.
I could not believe my ears...Who would give me,the ugly monster give a job and loose his customers?I wondered...
I askd him whether it was any thing illegal?
He said no,it was not at all illegal and asked me not to worry...
Since then I am working as a leprechaun in the house of horrors at the Universal Studios .My job is to stand in a remote dark corner and suddenly make my appearance.I make a very good effect and you should see the people shrieking and running away from me...
Do you know?I am now married to a girl who dances as the wicked devil bride in the same place....she has a heart of gold.....
Then we have promised ourselves that we will not have any children.....
